She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
