Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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