So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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