it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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