okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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