I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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