You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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