but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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