I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
