I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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