Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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