Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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