She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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