my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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