He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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