I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My life is pants optional.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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