SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize