Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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