sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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