.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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