Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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