Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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