Just cropdusted the office
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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