your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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Have fun and good luck.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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