sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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