it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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