Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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