yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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