Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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