just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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