seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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