do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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