I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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