Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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