do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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