Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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