Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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