her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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