seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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