I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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