"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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