i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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