I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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