if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize
