This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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