I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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