Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
this will be a night to untag.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize