To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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