i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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