Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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