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That's how twitter works, right?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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