I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
