Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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