Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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